Hee.

[listersgirl]

I was in the bathroom just now, brushing my teeth, and the woman at the sink beside me turned to me and said, "Now, I don't want you to be alarmed, but I put my lipstick down my shirt because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now."

To which I replied, "That's fine - I put my ID tag down my shirt so that it wouldn't fall in the sink as I was brushing my teeth." And then we both reached down our shirts.

Comments

[starfishchick]

The phrase "Now I don't want you to be alarmed but I put XXXX down my pants because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now" - never going to be heard, no matter what XXXX is.

No, that would never happen, but if it did it would be HILARIOUS!!

[jits.livejournal.com]

See, if I was a braver... or possibly stupider... man, and drunk, and bored... and probably some other conditions involving money, I'd do that, and return here to tell you the result.

Of course, it'd just be my luck that I'd strike a gay guy at the urinal and then I might be in way over my head. Of course, he might be like listersgirl's encounter, and pull some lipstick out of his pants. I can feel starfishchick getting excited already.

[starfishchick]

Maybe he'd write on you with lipstick! That'd be ... something.

[starfishchick]

Whoops, I should have used THIS icon!!