Hee.

Aug. 22nd, 2006 01:29 pm
listersgirl: (skull)
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I was in the bathroom just now, brushing my teeth, and the woman at the sink beside me turned to me and said, "Now, I don't want you to be alarmed, but I put my lipstick down my shirt because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now."

To which I replied, "That's fine - I put my ID tag down my shirt so that it wouldn't fall in the sink as I was brushing my teeth." And then we both reached down our shirts.

Date: 2006-08-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com
Hee hee!

It's the sort of thing that you catch happening out of the corner of your eye, and you stand there, thinking, "Mustn't look, mustn't look...!"

Date: 2006-08-22 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarcasma.livejournal.com
Bwahaha -- I like that she warned you.

I feel supremely left out of the "hiding things in shirts" brigade. YET AGAIN recently I was embroiled in a conversation about the numerous items other women apparently are able to secrete in there. Wah!

Date: 2006-08-22 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystery-diva.livejournal.com
Lady...catch up to the "things in your shirt" game. Actually, for me it's the "things in my bra" game, but hey....that's just my style. Somewhere on LJ I have a list of things that have been in there...and it's quite extensive :)

Date: 2006-08-22 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
My goodness, I've never even considered doing that. Opens a whole new storage venue up for me. Where have I been??

Date: 2006-08-22 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canirl.livejournal.com
That was me, btw.

Date: 2006-08-22 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] globetrotter1.livejournal.com
Somehow I expected to read "And then my ID tag fell into the sink."

Hee.

:-D

Date: 2006-08-22 06:49 pm (UTC)
ext_1885: (Smile - Mweevil)
From: [identity profile] twoweevils.livejournal.com
There are not enough pockets in women's clothing. I get so peeved -- especially with pants that don't have adequate cargo space.

M.

Date: 2006-08-22 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morag-gunn.livejournal.com
Ah, but pockets in summer skirts make my hips look several sizes larger than they actually are. What we really need is a little discrete pocket in either the centre-front or centre-back of skirts (and non-jeans-type trousers) on the inside. You know, just big enough for a bus pass or something. Like they have in men's swimming shorts.

Hide 'n Seek!

Date: 2006-08-22 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoefiend.livejournal.com
The other day I was taking the recycling downstairs and due to my lack of pockets I stuck my keys down my tank top....

Date: 2006-08-22 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jits.livejournal.com
OK. This reads like chapter 1 of some sort of lesbian heading-towards-porn story.

I was covering my eyes the whole time I was reading, honest.

The most guys do in bathrooms is grunt. The phrase "Now I don't want you to be alarmed but I put XXXX down my pants because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now" - never going to be heard, no matter what XXXX is.

Date: 2006-08-23 03:29 am (UTC)
starfishchick: (pants - shoebox_project - grrliz_icons)
From: [personal profile] starfishchick
The phrase "Now I don't want you to be alarmed but I put XXXX down my pants because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now" - never going to be heard, no matter what XXXX is.

No, that would never happen, but if it did it would be HILARIOUS!!

Date: 2006-08-23 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jits.livejournal.com
See, if I was a braver... or possibly stupider... man, and drunk, and bored... and probably some other conditions involving money, I'd do that, and return here to tell you the result.

Of course, it'd just be my luck that I'd strike a gay guy at the urinal and then I might be in way over my head. Of course, he might be like listersgirl's encounter, and pull some lipstick out of his pants. I can feel starfishchick getting excited already.

Date: 2006-08-23 12:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] starfishchick
Maybe he'd write on you with lipstick! That'd be ... something.

Date: 2006-08-23 12:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] starfishchick
Whoops, I should have used THIS icon!!

Date: 2006-08-22 11:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ainsley.livejournal.com
More proof you are wise and fabulous.

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