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I was in the bathroom just now, brushing my teeth, and the woman at the sink beside me turned to me and said, "Now, I don't want you to be alarmed, but I put my lipstick down my shirt because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now."
To which I replied, "That's fine - I put my ID tag down my shirt so that it wouldn't fall in the sink as I was brushing my teeth." And then we both reached down our shirts.
To which I replied, "That's fine - I put my ID tag down my shirt so that it wouldn't fall in the sink as I was brushing my teeth." And then we both reached down our shirts.
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Date: 2006-08-22 05:35 pm (UTC)It's the sort of thing that you catch happening out of the corner of your eye, and you stand there, thinking, "Mustn't look, mustn't look...!"
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Date: 2006-08-22 05:49 pm (UTC)I feel supremely left out of the "hiding things in shirts" brigade. YET AGAIN recently I was embroiled in a conversation about the numerous items other women apparently are able to secrete in there. Wah!
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Date: 2006-08-22 06:39 pm (UTC)Hee.
:-D
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Date: 2006-08-22 06:49 pm (UTC)M.
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Date: 2006-08-22 08:27 pm (UTC)Hide 'n Seek!
Date: 2006-08-22 07:28 pm (UTC)Re: Hide 'n Seek!
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Date: 2006-08-22 07:41 pm (UTC)I was covering my eyes the whole time I was reading, honest.
The most guys do in bathrooms is grunt. The phrase "Now I don't want you to be alarmed but I put XXXX down my pants because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now" - never going to be heard, no matter what XXXX is.
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Date: 2006-08-23 03:29 am (UTC)No, that would never happen, but if it did it would be HILARIOUS!!
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Date: 2006-08-23 04:20 am (UTC)Of course, it'd just be my luck that I'd strike a gay guy at the urinal and then I might be in way over my head. Of course, he might be like listersgirl's encounter, and pull some lipstick out of his pants. I can feel starfishchick getting excited already.
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