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[listersgirl]

I'm reading Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette (because one day I hope to, you know, HAVE SOME), and they suggest as an opening line in the grocery store, "You should try Kashi, it changed my life. Seriously."

Heee.

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[ladyxoc.livejournal.com]

Do they have any pickup lines involving vegetable matter or italian sauage and such? Because I am so very mature.

[listersgirl]

Ha! They really should. The grocery store is full of excellent cheesy pick-up line props.