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I'm reading Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette (because one day I hope to, you know, HAVE SOME), and they suggest as an opening line in the grocery store, "You should try Kashi, it changed my life. Seriously."

Heee.

Date: 2005-01-16 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morag-gunn.livejournal.com
because one day I hope to, you know, HAVE SOME

I think you should start lurking in the lunch room at work. George Stroumboulopoulos is bound to show up seeking affection this week when his show airs. You could wear something low cut and offer to give him a little massage.

Date: 2005-01-16 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyxoc.livejournal.com
Do they have any pickup lines involving vegetable matter or italian sauage and such? Because I am so very mature.

Date: 2005-01-16 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goblinshark.livejournal.com
Kashi, eh? So I've been going all wrong by buying Museli.

Date: 2005-01-17 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarcasma.livejournal.com
Holy crow, the One Cereal strikes again!

Please post a review when you're done it...

Date: 2005-01-17 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystery-diva.livejournal.com
....and should I read it? I think the etiquette stuff is what I need to know more about.

P.S.

Date: 2005-01-17 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystery-diva.livejournal.com
...this anti-valentine's day it's *totally* your turn :) Want me to find you a bouncer??

Re: P.S.

Date: 2005-01-17 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystery-diva.livejournal.com
Well...the bouncer was also a bass player...bwah. (electric though...not the good kind) Can we all just agree to date an entire band? I've got the drummer...you can have a bass player....maybe we'll get [livejournal.com profile] shoefiend a horn player....

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