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[listersgirl]

So far today, I have:

-squished my finger with a box of LPs (those things are heavy!)
-bumped my head on a (different) box of LPs (they're also very solid)
-walked, at a very fast pace, into a doorhandle right at hip height
-had a nosebleed
-ran over my own hand with my chair, while I was under my desk attempting to retrieve a piece of paper
-hit my head on the desk as I was trying to climb back out from under the desk
-had another nosebleed

*whimper*

Comments

[majea.livejournal.com]

Dude. Go home, crawl into bed, and do not move for many hours.

[listersgirl]

Given the way this day is going, I'd probably trip over my blankets and fall head first into the window.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

i bubblewrap you and send you home!

[listersgirl]

...hey, now there's an idea. There's a full box of bubble wrap hiding in the back room!

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

:is brilliant:

[mystery-diva.livejournal.com]

so the Dork Pentathlon is well underway, then? :)

[listersgirl]

Oh, dude. I'm going to need my medal with a side of bandages, please.

[emiline.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's impressive. I hope you make it through the rest of the day without anymore pain or incidents!

[listersgirl]

Lunch was, amazingly, incident free. *crosses fingers*

[globetrotter1.livejournal.com]

Any chance of getting worker's compensation?

[listersgirl]

Hee. Yes, I'm going to file under "work is making me clumsy".

[jeejeen.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I'm so sorry for laughing.

Bad Jenn, bad.

[listersgirl]

Oh, please, laugh. I can't -- it hurts my head.

[orionnebula.livejournal.com]

Good lord. Go home before you don't have any more body parts left to injure!

[listersgirl]

Seriously -- my toes are already wondering what's in store for them.

[dramaqueen-23.livejournal.com]

If you've ever wanted to try an extreme sport do it now. Since the odds of you breaking a bone seem especially high today, you might as well. At least then you'll have a cool story to tell people while they sign your cast.

[listersgirl]

Ha! Best reasoning ever.

[eanja]

You are clearly having the worst Monday ever. I second the people who think you should be home in bed, even if you can't probably really do it.

[listersgirl]

I seem to have gotten slightly more stable as the day went on, although I have a mysterious new bruise on my calf. At least I didn't feel it happen, though.