Oy.

[listersgirl]

This weekend totally had it in for me.

First, my wireless stopped working, so I had to sit on the floor in front of the cable modem in order to use the computer (my cable is very short).

Then I had no loonies for laundry, which meant I had to go buy ice cream in order to get change.

The freezer wasn't working properly, so I had to eat all the ice cream.

Saturday, some sort of magical force clearly invaded my apartment and made me read all day, instead of cleaning.

I had my ass handed to me on a platter at Mah Jongg.

Then I couldn't access the internet even if I skipped the wireless all together.

I underdressed and had seriously frozen legs on Sunday when I went walking.

I missed The Robber Bride due to a combination of not remembering when it was on and not being able to check because: no internet, talking to my parents, the tape running out, and the antenna not working, at which point I'd already missed the first 45 minutes.

And then I forgot to tape Studio 60.

The moral of this story is that I think I need a minder. Anyone want to run my life for me?

Comments

DVR to the rescue

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

We have both Robber Bride and Studio 60...

Re: DVR to the rescue

[listersgirl]

Woo! I'm sure I can dl Studio 60 (....eventually, when I am re-interneted), but I wasn't that confident of my ability to find The Robber Bride.

[dramaqueen-23.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's not you. I burned myself twice this weekend. And Drama King's face swelled up like a melon while he was cleaning the basement yesterday. Maybe universal forces were conspiring against all of us .

[listersgirl]

Oh universe, why do you hate us all?

[morag-gunn.livejournal.com]

No loss on the Robber Bride. It was absolute crap. The acting was terrible, they took huge liberties with the script to the point where they missed the whole idea that motivates the book, and it was boring. No, I'm serious. It was boring. This is my number one favourite book of all time I'm talking about here. And the movie was boring.

So really? Cable saved you from the devastation of disappointment.

[listersgirl]

Aw, oh no! That's so sad.

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Augh, that's terrible! I was hoping it would at least be entertaining.

[vestra.livejournal.com]

Oh noooo! I taped it, and was hoping it would be good, or at least interesting. Boo!

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

The moral of this story is that I think I need a minder. Anyone want to run my life for me?

Does this job entail spending time with you? Because, if so, I volunteer. I think I'd do a much better job with yours than mine, because I would want to impress you.

[listersgirl]

I think everyone would do a better job with someone else's life. :D

[anglaisepaon.livejournal.com]

I like this minder idea. I need one that stands behind me and says, "No!"

I have to say, if the weekend is conspiring against you by forcing you to eat ice cream, I kind of want your weekend.