The Friday Not Five
Jun. 6th, 2003 02:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
listersgirlNo Friday Five this week, because it's bound to make me miserable, and I don't need my co-workers wondering why I'm crying at my desk. They already think I'm strange. Instead I bring you this completely unsubstantiated report (I tried, I swear, but I couldn't find anything) that amused me when I heard it on CBC this morning:
There was a drug raid on a house somewhere in Ontario (notice the attention to detail?). The police found only minimal quantities of marijuana, but they did find an alligator. So buddy houseowner will not be charged with possession, because of the new relaxed drug laws. However, he will be charged with something -- apparently it's illegal to have an alligator in your house in Ontario. Heh.
There was a drug raid on a house somewhere in Ontario (notice the attention to detail?). The police found only minimal quantities of marijuana, but they did find an alligator. So buddy houseowner will not be charged with possession, because of the new relaxed drug laws. However, he will be charged with something -- apparently it's illegal to have an alligator in your house in Ontario. Heh.