saucy maids all in a row

[listersgirl]

Pardon me while I channel my mother for a moment, but how the hell* did it get to be October already? Where is the time going? I swear it goes faster the older I get. Sigh.

All of this being a lead-in to tell you that I failed miserably at my September resolution of brushing up my German, due to unexpected expenses and, well, laziness. And now it's October, and for October I told myself I'd learn how to flirt.


How YOU doin'?

*wink*

No, you're right, my mother would not say "the hell". Now bugger off and leave me to my mild expletives.

Comments

[morag-gunn.livejournal.com]

*drools*

*proceeds to have entire awkward conversation with cleavage*

[starfishchick]

*uses cleavage icon*

[listersgirl]

That's better cleavage than I got, that's for sure. :)

[starfishchick]

Ditto.

[morag-gunn.livejournal.com]

I spent a very long time trying to come up with a comment that was both flirtatious and self-deprecating.

*flirts self-deprecatingly*

*meek smile* Ummmmm... I have pretty nice cleavage

[listersgirl]

And you're going to show us, right?

*leers*

[morag-gunn.livejournal.com]

Well, not so much show. Not at in "Now is the time for the showing of the cleavage". But I'm sure, at some point, the cleavage will make an appearance. It's hard to avoid. Most likely at night, in the dark dark hottub when we are all staring up at the stars in awe.

Or maybe when we're having the pillow fight in our panties that Dean has requested. ;)

[listersgirl]

note to self: wear the knickers without holes.