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So I'm sitting here at work with a 1500ml bottle of wine on my desk - opened (and re-corked), but with only a little gone. You may ask why, but the real question is, how on earth am I going to get it home without spilling or breaking it?

Honestly, though, I can't believe no-one has commented on it. I have a bottle of wine in the middle of my desk! I assumed at least one "Hard day?" would be coming my way.