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Dec. 11th, 2007 10:55 amThe Saga of the Tights
Get up. Decide to wear skirt. Pretend it's still warm enough for skirt and knee socks. Leave house. Discover am idiot. Return home. Put on tights. Remember that am too fat for tights. Contemplate pants. Notice time. Rush to work. Go to French class. Get back from French class. Take off tights with relief. Freeze. Freeze more. Put tights back on. Suffer.
Get up. Decide to wear skirt. Pretend it's still warm enough for skirt and knee socks. Leave house. Discover am idiot. Return home. Put on tights. Remember that am too fat for tights. Contemplate pants. Notice time. Rush to work. Go to French class. Get back from French class. Take off tights with relief. Freeze. Freeze more. Put tights back on. Suffer.