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I realize this isn't exactly a shocking turn of events, but I am SO HUNGRY these days. It's a little silly. I'm eating exactly the same things in the morning as I always do (cereal and soy milk for breakfast, yogurt for snack), but I'm already hungry by the time I get to work, despite the breakfast, and not even an hour after eating my yogurt my stomach is making embarrassing sounds.

Shut up, stomach! No-one needs to hear that.

And now I count down the minutes until I can respectably leave for lunch, without feeling like the afternoon is twice as long as the morning.

Dum-de-dum-de-dum.

*watches clock*

*listens to gurgling*

*counts seconds*

(Hee! Liza Minnelli on Liza With A "Z": People come up to me and say, hey, Lisa, I like your hat! I say, it's LIZA, not Lisa. And that's my hair.)

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Also, why did no-one tell me this is Memories of 90s Bubblegum Pop day? Because CLEARLY everyone else around here got the memo. Britney, Backstreet Boys, Aqua, LEN (which I really did not need to hear) -- everywhere I went at lunch, one of these was playing. It's a conspiracy!