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Apr. 22nd, 2005 11:15 amWhat I learned at the opera last night:
-Pants can never be too tight.
-Minions are essential.
-Beware of people wearing flames.
-The bigger the sleeves, the bigger the role.
-Standing straight is for wusses.
-When you are turned into a stag, the shirt is the first thing to go.
-Wearing a boat on your head is a good career move.
-Diana is one mean motherfucker, yo.
-Pants can never be too tight.
-Minions are essential.
-Beware of people wearing flames.
-The bigger the sleeves, the bigger the role.
-Standing straight is for wusses.
-When you are turned into a stag, the shirt is the first thing to go.
-Wearing a boat on your head is a good career move.
-Diana is one mean motherfucker, yo.