Where's *my* stunt double?

Yesterday I made my triumphant return to the gym. As in, this time I actually did more than go on the reclining bike for 40 minutes and pretend the weights didn't exist. The triumphant return was almost denied by the fact that I couldn't find my lock - which I then discovered in my shoe, while putting said shoe on. Ow.

I was shocked (shocked!) when I looked at my scorecard and realized that the last time I lifted weights was November 29. After that I was too embarrassed to look at anyone - I felt like I had a great big 'S' for slacker tattooed on my forehead. And I spent a lot of time wandering around, searching for 5 lb weights, in my own little world, courtesy of the wee MP3 player I got for Christmas. It's great - it's like I'm living in my very own musical montage.

Today, however...well, let's just say that all is normal when I'm sitting at the computer, but every time I stand up it's an epic battle between gravity and my sore, aching muscles. WHO WILL WIN?

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I downloaded Firefox (because I am a sheep!). Can someone tell me what's so exciting about tabbed browsing? I can't see how it's any different from having multiple windows open, but they seem so very excited about it.