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Happy happy birthday, minervacat! I hope it's a brilliant day, leading to a year of wonderful things happening.

*smooch*

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emiline is totally stalking me.

In other subway news, this morning I forgot how to go down stairs. Halfway down the stairway into the station, one foot in the air, I stopped and stood there teetering because I couldn't remember what I was supposed to be doing with that foot. And then I started to get vertigo from looking down all the stairs. It's a wonder I didn't fall over.

I have since remembered how to use stairs, and have even graduated to using a spoon. I'll be a real girl in no time!*

*Because obviously I am really a robot, and my circuitry shorted out there for a moment. So please, if I start speaking with a strange evenness and selecting my words a shade too precisely, feel free to spork me.

Materialistic? Check. Sick of winter? Check.

Things I want right now:

1. A piece of cheesecake and a cup of tea.

2. Seasons 2 & 3 of Due South.

3. People to stop writing "how well do you know this show" quizzes when they can't even spell the names of the characters right.

4. Someone to take my enormous coffee table away.

5. A flip flap fleur bag in plum.

6. Or a kinetic trucker bag in dark brown.

7. The weird squeaky noise to stop.

8. A sofa bed that is not too expensive and that fits inside my apartment.

9. Spring.