Chapter 7: Suitors

I think last night I conclusively proved that I am shite at video games. Of course that was only the third time I've ever attempted to play one. I blame it on my not-nearly-misspent-enough youth, which was obviously not spent in the company of teenage boys. I have so much to catch up on!

So, who wants to go smoke under the bleachers with me? Or, you know, make out in the car?