For the record

In the interest of full disclosure, I feel the need to list those Secret Pretend Boyfriends who have inexplicably not yet been mentioned in this journal, and therefore did not get mentioned in the retrospective. I don't want anyone's feelings to get hurt. :)

Callum Keith Rennie
Alan Cumming
Warrick
Giles
Oz
Richard Ouzounian
Kiefer Sutherland
Hugo Weaving

And some Secret Pretend Girlfriends:

Parker Posey
Molly Parker
Shirley Manson
Cate Blanchett

There are more, I'm sure, and I'll probably kick myself when I realize who I've missed, but I feel better now.