Pants redux
Oct. 8th, 2003 10:03 amI think there's something in the air.
Last night at the gym there was
1. a woman who came out of the toilet stall without pulling up her pants. The underwear was up, but she didn't pull up her pants until after she left the stall (and didn't seem to think this was odd, either);
2. a woman who had either recently peed her pants or was sweating in a somewhat...unusual place;
3. two girls who were technically taking an aerobics class, but were really just poking and teasing each other, and chasing each other around the studio, which resulted in one of them actually pulling the pants right off the other one (they were those bizarre pants that snap right up the side), so she was left standing there in her underwear with her pants around her ankles.
I was a little scared. Also I compulsively checked my pants for the rest of my time at the gym to make sure that they were still where they were supposed to be.
Last night at the gym there was
1. a woman who came out of the toilet stall without pulling up her pants. The underwear was up, but she didn't pull up her pants until after she left the stall (and didn't seem to think this was odd, either);
2. a woman who had either recently peed her pants or was sweating in a somewhat...unusual place;
3. two girls who were technically taking an aerobics class, but were really just poking and teasing each other, and chasing each other around the studio, which resulted in one of them actually pulling the pants right off the other one (they were those bizarre pants that snap right up the side), so she was left standing there in her underwear with her pants around her ankles.
I was a little scared. Also I compulsively checked my pants for the rest of my time at the gym to make sure that they were still where they were supposed to be.