Toni! Tony! Tone!

I hope y'all are watching the Tony Awards right now. (Dude, what is with Hugh Jackman's hair? It's freaky, I tell you). Not that it's going to be much of a race -- I fully anticipate a Hairspray sweep -- but they're going to sing and dance! The way I'm going, it's the closest I'm getting to Broadway this year.

(In the time it's taken me to write this Hairspray has already won the first two awards, as predicted)