Hee.

[listersgirl]

I was in the bathroom just now, brushing my teeth, and the woman at the sink beside me turned to me and said, "Now, I don't want you to be alarmed, but I put my lipstick down my shirt because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now."

To which I replied, "That's fine - I put my ID tag down my shirt so that it wouldn't fall in the sink as I was brushing my teeth." And then we both reached down our shirts.

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[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!

It's the sort of thing that you catch happening out of the corner of your eye, and you stand there, thinking, "Mustn't look, mustn't look...!"

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha -- I like that she warned you.

I feel supremely left out of the "hiding things in shirts" brigade. YET AGAIN recently I was embroiled in a conversation about the numerous items other women apparently are able to secrete in there. Wah!

[(Anonymous)]

My goodness, I've never even considered doing that. Opens a whole new storage venue up for me. Where have I been??

[globetrotter1.livejournal.com]

Somehow I expected to read "And then my ID tag fell into the sink."

Hee.

:-D

[twoweevils.livejournal.com]

There are not enough pockets in women's clothing. I get so peeved -- especially with pants that don't have adequate cargo space.

M.

Hide 'n Seek!

[shoefiend.livejournal.com]

The other day I was taking the recycling downstairs and due to my lack of pockets I stuck my keys down my tank top....

[jits.livejournal.com]

OK. This reads like chapter 1 of some sort of lesbian heading-towards-porn story.

I was covering my eyes the whole time I was reading, honest.

The most guys do in bathrooms is grunt. The phrase "Now I don't want you to be alarmed but I put XXXX down my pants because I didn't have any pockets, and I'm going to pull it out now" - never going to be heard, no matter what XXXX is.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

More proof you are wise and fabulous.