listersgirl | I need home for a rest

Whee! Hello. I'm a wee bit tipsy.

I just got back from a night out with my girls,

shoefiend and the Unnamed Diva. We went out for a Single Girls Friday the 13th Anti-Valentine's Day thingy. We wore tiaras (why not?). We drank wine and ate tasty dessert. We talked about boys and singing and random other stuff, and laughed far too loud. We even had a boy, who had to be an honorary Single Girl for the night, complete with tiara. As a foursome, we were a perfect Sex & the City group (I was Miranda, of course).

Then we went to a swing club and drank martinis and listened to music and giggled a lot. What would I do without my friends? I like to pretend I'm completely anti-social and hate everyone, but I love my friends. I love you all too, even though I don't know most of you as well as I'd like to. I wish I knew you better.

Oh, and we reconfirmed the Atheist Nunnery. Members: Sister Mary Johnny Depp (me), Sister Mary Jon Stewart, Sister Mary River Phoenix, Sister Mary Colin Firth, Sister Mary Clive Owen. Who else wants to join? We have houseboys! You know you want to...Sister Mary Dominic Monaghan, anyone?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! *mwah*

Note to self: posting after drinking is really not a good idea...

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Hee! Sounds like you had a great time. Good for you.

I'd like to join, but I wanted to be Sister Mary Colin Firth. No matter, I'll be Sister Mary Aragorn. Not Viggo, Aragorn.

hee--tipsy you is funny.

Glad you had a fun time-wish I could have been there. Instead I was playing and singing My Funny Valentine in the lowest key ever--very husky and sexy, very I-have-a-cold-and-no-range-y.

And, just a correction: much as my love for John Cusack has been well documented, my convent name is still Sister Mary River Phoenix, now and forever, amen.

*snaps up the name "sister mary dominic monaghan" and runs away with it...mwahaha*

Well, who's to say for certain that the saints were all real people? Welcome, Sister Mary Aragorn!

Oops. I fixed it. I was getting confused by the Johns tour. ;)

And really, I think My Funny Valentine can only be improved by having a cold...

Mmm, Dom with eyeliner. A Good Thing.

Welcome, Sister Mary Dominic Monaghan! You will, of course, be joining the choir.

whoohoo!

*chases*

Well, I'll be Sister Mary Russell Crowe, then. RAWR.

I figured as much. :)

This is excellent.

Incidentally, I was anecdotalizing to a chorus member about the atheist nunnery the other day at rehearsal and mentioned that it's getting too big for the duplex, and she said that she and her friends are planning a global network of crazy-old-woman boarding house/apartment complex/residence hotels. And I thought that I should probably stay in touch with her. Planning for the future and all that. :)

And really, I think My Funny Valentine can only be improved by having a cold...

yeah, I actually got a lot of compliments on it....yay, huskiness!

Oh, definitely. Contacts are very important.

Crazy cat ladies will take over the world!

A few years ago my grrl friends and I concocted a plan to spend our old age in a sort of comune involving Airstreams and small goat-based agri-business. We even have a logo (http://www.crankyspace.com/images/flat_spinster_logo.gif). However, since then one of them has gotten married, one re-merged with her ex-boyfriend and one is now, dreadfully, "in love". And while I find them to be still spinsters-at-heart and true supporters of the single life I fear they'll abandon me to my cats (who will eat me when I die, 'natch) and single servings of Lean Cuisine.

Hence, I make my application as Sister Mary Matt Damon.

Well, you know that men always die first, so I'm sure your girls will be back, but the Atheist Nunnery also runs The House of Cats (for the aged and odd), so there's always a place for you.

Welcome, Sister Mary Matt Damon!

(and I love the logo)

After carefully considering this for, oh, around 20 minutes, I've decided that I'd like to be Sister Mary Jeremy Northam if that name's not taken.

It definitely requires careful consideration, doesn't it?

Welcome!

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