Tragique!

[listersgirl]

Last night I pulled out all the stops, including ice cubes, cold showers, fans, and a wet cloth on my neck, and I actually managed to fall asleep. ::sounds of celebration:: Sadly, I was woken up at 3am by my evil, angsty ulcer, which is determined to KILL ME DEAD.

Seriously, I expect that any minute now a tiny gnawing ulcer monster will finish chewing its way through my stomach walls and burst out into the sunlight, intent on world domination. Don't say I didn't warn you.

*faints from pain*

*falls into heat-induced coma*