*evil cackle*

[listersgirl]

What I learned at the opera last night:

-Pants can never be too tight.
-Minions are essential.
-Beware of people wearing flames.
-The bigger the sleeves, the bigger the role.
-Standing straight is for wusses.
-When you are turned into a stag, the shirt is the first thing to go.
-Wearing a boat on your head is a good career move.
-Diana is one mean motherfucker, yo.

Comments

[emiline.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious! I definitely need to try to see some opera.

[listersgirl]

I hear Opera Atelier (the company that I saw) is famous for tight velvet pants and theatrics. :D