*evil cackle*

[listersgirl]

What I learned at the opera last night:

-Pants can never be too tight.
-Minions are essential.
-Beware of people wearing flames.
-The bigger the sleeves, the bigger the role.
-Standing straight is for wusses.
-When you are turned into a stag, the shirt is the first thing to go.
-Wearing a boat on your head is a good career move.
-Diana is one mean motherfucker, yo.

Comments

[alltheleaves.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[listersgirl]

Opera is edumcational!

[shoefiend.livejournal.com]

I didn't see you there!!!

I am all for tight velvet pants and jackets cut 'just so' to emphasize that manly *cough* bulge.

The boat nearly cracked my shit up, yo.

Where are my minions?????

Wanted: minions. Stat.

[listersgirl]

I looked for you too - we were in the veeeerrrrry last row. Heh.

The velvet pants with the überextended postures were my favourite bit.

Re: Wanted: minions. Stat.

[shoefiend.livejournal.com]

Dude, we were in the 3rd row. We were practically part of the recorder section. Believe me, the bulges were extremely present....

Re: Wanted: minions. Stat.

[listersgirl]

Lord, I'm sure - all wrapped up and presented like a gift for YOU.

Re: Wanted: minions. Stat.

[shoefiend.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Hell, we weren't complaining. Curtis Sullivan has a very very nice ass, too. Too bad about his voice being all music-theatre-meets-baroque-straight-tone....

Re: Wanted: minions. Stat.

[vestra.livejournal.com]

Hee-Curtis Sullivan does have a nice ass! He played Lancelot in a production of Camelot I did in Cobourg a couple of years ago. (His voice was good for that sort of old-school music theatre stuff...)

[globetrotter1.livejournal.com]

So, did you write that down last night at the opera?

[listersgirl]

Heh, no. Although you can see from the list what stuck with me until this morning...

[emiline.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious! I definitely need to try to see some opera.

[listersgirl]

I hear Opera Atelier (the company that I saw) is famous for tight velvet pants and theatrics. :D

[goblinshark.livejournal.com]

-Wearing a boat on your head is a good career move.
I've been saying that for years, but it is very hard to find a good boat.

[listersgirl]

It's true - the wrong boat, one false move, and you'll knock all the sailors off.

[bruiseblue.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You rock, and I am happy that you are my friend.

YAY - and I hope there was cake.

[listersgirl]

There was! Carrot cake. YUM.