I was unpleasantly reminded, at my parents' house, that my shower there is actually NOT as good as the one we have in Toronto. Which is weird, because everything else is a thousand times better, but when I stepped in and was blasted with the Extremely Localized High Pressure Jet Of Good Broken Sternum Morning, I remembered. Yeah.

If sanity_clause weren't still out there and probably not even checking LJ, he would jump in here to extoll the virtues of HIS parents' shower. However, I'm pretty sure that "being outside" is a heavy disqualification. And not just from the French judges!