Though you are utterly geeky, you are also way too hot to be on that (hypothetical) show. Seriously! I can't believe nobody else has said so! People would not know if you were the beauty or the geek. Because you're both!

Jaci & Ellen have poked me repeatedly about my precise pronunciation of Toronto. "Tore-on-toe". I can't help it! It's hard to say "Tronna"! I can barely make myself pronounce Spokane ("Spoke-Ann") correctly!