World Class Competitive Procrastination

Obviously these people are reading my brain.

A Public Service Announcement

Attention People: I am very hot today. And not in the too-high temperature, in need of a fan way. Sadly, I am also at work. Work and sexiness do not go together. Also, there is an extremely good chance this is entirely a figment of my imagination.

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I am very ready for this day to be over. I'm having a hard time actually keeping my eyes open. It's not that I'm about to fall asleep; more like the muscles holding up my eyelids have buggered off to play poker and drink beer.

This is when I really wish I had something to do at work that didn't require staring at a computer. Can I move some boxes around, or file papers? I

Or, you know, just go home.

I think this weekend is definitely going to have to include many naps. I wish I had a cat to nap with.