Everybody else is doing it, why can't I?

Talk about the Olympics, that is.

We all know and love the Modern Pentathlon, but really, it's not particularly modern anymore - I mean, really, how many people know how to fence these days?

So it's time for an update. vestra started it, with her Drunken Pentathlon of "karaoke, video trivia, inappropriate declarations of love, tequila shots, and showing [her] boobs". What would your Pentathlon be?

This is your chance for Olympic glory!

ETA: I forgot to mention my Dork Pentathlon: tripping, dropping food on my shirt, walking into bookcases, dropping pens, and falling off my chair. Gooooooold!

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I seem to be deep in training for my Olympic events, as today at lunch I managed to knock a fork off my plate, getting ketchup all over my skirt in the process.

Sigh.

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I'm sure everyone will be relieved to know that Air Guitar has just been established as a Library of Congress subject heading.

You realize, of course, that this means there is a book on air guitar in the LoC. *boggles*