Also, my dentist totally complimented my bones and gums today. You know your life is in a rut when you're happy that someone is saying nice things about the inside of your mouth.


Not sure if I could top that, or even if it would be appropriate to say anything, but I could easily tell you nice things about other parts of your anatomy, like "You have a nice cervical lordosis." or "Your interphalangeal joints are in great shape."

Oh, and that romance novel, write it. We're behind you all the way.